Monday, May 06, 2013

Mother's Milk

     I nursed my son when he was born with no problems. All of my family nursed their children and we have always been for mothers who nurse their children. So when I saw this I had to post it. Make sure to read all the way to the end. It will make you laugh. And a laugh is almost as good for you as mother's milk. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk? The question was worth ...70 points or none at all,

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of

seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high

enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.


  1. Oh, that's cute (#7~)
    How about "You don't need extra equipment"?
    Our daughter is trying to nurse, but now she just pumps...I nursed both of my kids without any problems.
    Cheryl Ann

  2. lol! He should have received bonus points for that last one! lol!