Where Do Pets Come From?

Where do pets come from? > > A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis> has provided the answer to "Where d! o pets come> from?" > > Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the> garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not> see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is> difficult for us to remember how much you love us." > > And God said, I will create a companion for you that> will be with you and who will be a reflection of my> love for you, so that you will love me even when you> cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish> or unlovable you may be, this new companion will> accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in> spite of yourselves." > > And God created a new animal to be a companion for> Adam and Eve.> > And it was a good animal. > > And God was pleased. > > And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and> Eve and he wagged his tail. > > And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the> animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name> for this new animal." > > And God said, " I have created this new animal to be> a r! eflection of my love for you, his name will be> a reflection of my own name, and you will call him > DOG." > > > And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion> to them and loved them. > > And they were comforted. > > And God was pleased. > > And Dog was content and wagged his tail. > > After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to> the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become> filled with pride. They strut and preen like> peacocks and they believe they are worthy of> adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are> loved, but perhaps too well." > > And God said, I will create for them a companion who> will be with them and who will see them as they are.> The companion will remind them of their limitations,> so they will know that they are not always worthy of> adoration." > > And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and> Eve. > > > And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve> gazed into Cat's eyes, th! ey were reminded that> they were not the supreme beings. > > And Adam and Eve learned humility. > > And they were greatly improved. > > > And God was pleased > > And Dog was happy . > > > And Cat didn't care one way or the other. > > > > ! > > > >